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Post by skarekr0w on Oct 13, 2013 23:18:02 GMT -5
LOL! I'm not complaining, I feel like I got away with something, I'm so bad =)
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Post by TexasIceMan on Oct 28, 2013 16:59:27 GMT -5
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
"Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?"
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
"Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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Post by Big-birds-ride on Nov 8, 2013 12:45:40 GMT -5
EVER WONDER...
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Oh why oh why didn't he?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't sheep shrink like my Wool Sweater, when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport terminal?
Adam, the first man, asked God to fill the earth with subservient and obedient women. God told Adam that they could be found in every corner of the world. Smiling and gleeful, Adam danced with joy. He didn't get the fact that the world was round.
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